Funny online dating letters
Sometimes I want to tell them to come up with something more original, because it seems that is all that they are capable of. (and don't talk about their boobs)Obviously, none of them were that good, if the people are stillon here looking! And yes I do have to admit that you have exquisite looks, specially your eyes are very attractive and you have a distinctly sensual smile..WHICH, in fact, gives me no clue as to what inspired them to write to me in the first place. lol I am of the opinion that giving a woman too many complimentscan make a man appear very needy and seeking approval! This really limitsthe content of my E-Mails even further, if you leave out all that SEXUAL STUFF! What I liked about your profile is that it is honest and reflects your depth and intelligence..OP, you can't go wrong with Dennis Leary on this one: At all times, you can compliment a woman on her eyes, smile and boobs. What I liked about your profile is that it is honest and reflects your depth and intelligence..So try this; Hi, I just read your profile and I must say you come across very articulate and witty. I find your sparkling eyes and glowing smile amazing..I bet you have an equally amazing set of boobs. a rare combination of beauty and brains I must say..A couple/few short paragraphs is usually what I shoot for. Just be yourself and let her know what caught your eye. I got this one recently: Hi, You have a very nice profile. And yes I do have to admit that you have exquisite looks, specially your eyes are very attractive and you have a distinctly sensual smile..
Smart and witty is a good way to go, but really only if you are normally smart and witty, not too long, but not too short. OP, there really is no one-size-fits-all advice on this because every gal you're writing to, has a different idea of what a great introductory email would be.
I had one response, no 'No thanks' replies in all the other cases.
Not even from one who had me on her 'Favorites' list.
Of course great to one person could be horrible to another.
*shrugs* Only advice I can give is to be yourself, act as if you are approaching a new friend who you are interested in getting to know better.